The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.
Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
by A random nobody :) January 25, 2024
Get the Double-Standard Declynmug. Throwing up double 4’s in a picture is a way of showing your love and joy and dedication to the ways of Fortnite.
by Fortnitegamer420man69 June 20, 2022
Get the Throwing up double 4’smug. What is it called when you ate a big meal and then got super drunk and start getting diarrhea and while your on the toilet you realize you have to throw up and so you get up and turn around and start throwing up into the toilet but the pressure on your stomach from throwing up also makes you shit diarrhea on the bathroom floor and so you got stuff coming out of both ends and it’s literally like the rock bottom of your entire life and then you end up blacking out on the bathroom floor.
“After that triple dipper and 14 shots of orange flavored vodka I performed a double dragon in the bathroom”
by EvilChihuahua17 July 18, 2025
Get the Double Dragonmug. The predecessor to a triple stinky - when you are playing video games and are killed but kill an opposing player at the same time.
Bill: Damn, man! Justin just got that double dubby! Good thing the score is evened out. It's a shame he didn't get a triple stinky, though.
Steve: what's a triple stin-
Bill: shut up, Steve.
Steve: what's a triple stin-
Bill: shut up, Steve.
by Rutty nutty December 9, 2020
Get the Double Dubbymug. “my new girl crazy fam. She gave me a double boebert on our 2nd date"
"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"
"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"
by Phd. Michael Stock February 24, 2024
Get the Double Boebertmug. A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
by HandleBroom July 31, 2016
Get the double barreled twinkymug. by Wordmasterj82 December 15, 2017
Get the Double Double Dingo Geetomug.