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Dream Stan Syndrome

Retard: OWO I LUV DWEAMY WEAMY CWEAMY CLAY

Me: Now you have one serious case of Dream Stan Syndrome
by picklebutt230 March 19, 2022
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White Woman Syndrome

When a white woman is so unaware of everything around her, she becomes a shell of a person; a plain old white woman.
From here on out, this woman has White Woman Syndrome, and she is completely, and totally oblivious to the world around her.
*2 Men are playing basketball while one of the men's wife is watching from the porch.*
*Man makes a bank shot*
Man who made the shot: "Whooo, baby! Bankshot!"
Man who made the shot's wife: "What kind of shot was that babe?"
Man to his wife: "A bank shot, babe. I literally just said it."
Man's wife: "Interesting.
Other man: "What's wrong with your wife? Didn't she hear you?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "She has White Woman Syndrome. She just got it diagnosed."
Other man: "By who?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "The Urban dictionary. A friend referred me to this amazing definition I found."
Other man: "Thank god my wife doesn't have White Woman Syndrome!"
*Other man takes a shot*
by stfuandreadmydefinitions July 5, 2022
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Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome

When spending a lot of time around a pregnant woman, you start to develop some of the same symptoms without actually being pregnant-- specifically food cravings.

Alternatively, when the pregnant friend feels unmotivated and lazy, you share her lack of motivation.
Preggo friend: I'm craving a tub of Duncan Hines icing...
Non-preggo friend: Oh man, me too! We should totally go to the grocery store and buy some!
Preggo friend: You're such a good friend for not making me feel alone.
Non-preggo friend: It's just the Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome talking... where's the freezer aisle?

(Return from grocery store with funfetti cake mix, 2 tubs of Duncan Hines icing, and black cherry vanilla ice cream)
by gdbl3k August 31, 2011
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Fich saar syndrome

is the condition in which a person, a plant, or an animal finds itself when the individual is much smaller than his relatives. In the case of humans, it usually involves small growth and also differences in body proportions.
hey, you look so short, looks like you got the " Fich saar syndrome."
by Jeerven October 20, 2020
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Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A syndrome that makes people hide in laundry baskets, trash cans etc. to jumpscare other people while singing the Skibidi Toilet song. It is spread via the Skibidi Toilet video series.
A:My son keeps hiding in the laundry basket and singing the Skibidi Toilet song, he probably has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.
B:No more iPad for him.
by deefineer September 15, 2023
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Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome

An affliction that is not officially recognized, but can be self diagnosed easily. If you haven't watched Netflixin in more than 14 hours give or take you may experience chills, fevers, pain, sweats, nausea, vomiting, irritability, sudden fits of rage, among multiple other symptoms. There is no known cure. However, the symptoms or best treated by watching a quick 20-22 minute episode of a good show on Netflix. More episodes/movies may be needed.
I get motion sickness on planes and boats, but I don't like telling people that cause so I tell them I suffer from Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome, really just a great excuse for why I am sick.
by SpartnMarine June 28, 2014
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Pancake Bottom Syndrome

A person with a very flat rear end, usually resembling two large flat pancakes. Usually this person is rather thin and slender, and could be otherwise attractive. Its simply the lack of a behind
Hey check out that cute girl. Shes really pretty!

Yeah, but she's a victim of pancake bottom syndrome. Her behind is flat as a pancake.
by rvanewsworthy May 6, 2013
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