For the life of me

even if it meant my life or death, no matter how hard I try.

"I studied all night for the history exam, but for the life of me, I can't remember the dates of the French Revolution."

by Arminkshipper July 04, 2024

Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

Your life

You failed miserably.

Person 1: God your life sucks.
Person2: I know.

by Botyes December 29, 2020

Your Life

A unfunny joke.

"What's Your Life?"
"A unfunny joke."

by absolutely-definitive May 27, 2021

Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.

You: tell me a joke
Bob or some shit: your life.

by Insert dumd name here March 22, 2021

your life

is boring

“Your life is boring babe!”
“Real”

by ndksnsksmsks February 19, 2023