October 22

If you were born on July 22 you were a National nut day mistake

October 22was when you were consived

by Youlikedis October 21, 2019

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October 30

The one day where you bully your friend named Wyatt

Friend: Hey Wyatt you know what today is?
Wyatt: No what is it?
Friend: October 30
Wyatt: PLEASE DONT HURT ME😭😭

by It boy 24 October 29, 2019

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The October challenge, belonging to the no nut November and destroy dick December challenge family.

To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)

"Hey mark, how is your Octopus Orgasm October going?"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"

by OldManSexbomb April 12, 2018

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October 29

Tell your boyfriend how much you love them day. Most people usually send there boyfriends paragraphs about how much they love them.

"Hey Piotr its October 29 and I just want to let you know that I love you so much!"

by SIUUUUU69 October 29, 2021

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OCTOBER 22

october 22nd is national mourn your water bottles death day 😭😭

Person: Poor Shelia! I loved my water bottle! W
Person 2: I will mourn with you
Person: Why did my classmates have to destroy my bottle on october 22!

by Git Na Fa October 22, 2019

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