Mexin' Time

A phrase uttered by a Mexican before the Mex evereywhere.

"Did you hear about Jose taking down those thugs?" "Yeah, I liked the part when he said it's Mexin' time and Mexed all over those guys!"

by Deezium September 11, 2023

Mexican Corn Salad

When a guy at a bar gets drunk and starts dirty fucking a girl. He then comes all over her tight roast beef pussy and spills his beer all over it.

Damn dude, Brad Pitt totally just gave her a mexican corn salad.

by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 12, 2023

Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

mexican galore

little border jumper unknown as fuck pussy boy galore brokie wookie nana boo boo

MEXICAN GALORE? THE BROKE NIGGA GALORE? THE FUCKING NIGGA???

by lakdhwkfhakdnoalaa September 16, 2023

Mexikaren

A woman of Mexican heritage who exhibits typical white woman Karen behavior, just with a little more spicy flavor.

“Excuse me Senor, I didn’t like this drink that I already finished, can you take it off my bill and give me a new one? Pinche Pendejo….”
“We got a full MexiKaren at table number 5”

by IlyasKallir September 19, 2023

Mexican Nap

Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.

Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!

by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023

Mexican Ounce

For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.

This guy uses mexican ounces, so that gram you just bought is really only .8 grams...

by hoe dot hoe September 24, 2023