1. the biggest fag alive. he is a total dickface and is a jerk to all girls. tends to be in love with sluts who talk about whip cream and chocolate sauce. wishes he could have a penis in his mouth, and secretly hides it. normally has boners for girls with names that start with E or Kendall. MAJOR fag. no doubt about it ;D
2. liar with a big duck in his pants.
3. likes to show off for people lying about prudeness.
4. claims he does stuff with other sluts. (see noelle, kendall, etc)
2. liar with a big duck in his pants.
3. likes to show off for people lying about prudeness.
4. claims he does stuff with other sluts. (see noelle, kendall, etc)
by aztalikat January 19, 2008
Get the zach mug.A sexy guy who is tough on the outside, but pretty like a unicorn on the inside. HAS A LARGE PENIS is what I am getting at.
Sam: yummy look at that Zach.
Alan: I know dont you just wanna eat him up.
Sam: Yea, and look at his lage cock.
Coach: Players get out of the shower already.
Alan: I know dont you just wanna eat him up.
Sam: Yea, and look at his lage cock.
Coach: Players get out of the shower already.
by CaptainCareBear January 1, 2012
Get the Zach mug.noun; An asshole guy that has a tendancy to hurt people's feelings often without noticing or caring. People with this name have generally never had a real girlfriend before, therefore when they get into relationships they have no idea how to act.
People with this name also tend to stick shampoo bottles up their assholes when they're in the shower by themselves.
People with this name also tend to stick shampoo bottles up their assholes when they're in the shower by themselves.
Girl: He never listened to me and left my shampoo bottle covered in shit!
Friend: That's a Zachary for you.
Friend: That's a Zachary for you.
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by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007
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