Skip to main content

Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.
I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?
by kali0055 August 20, 2013
mugGet the Z-Lowing mug.

z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2014
mugGet the z-chara board hit mug.
Related Words
Z z job z bars Z-UP z-tard Z Day Z-Ro z-unit Z-Man z bag

z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of boarding hit-at an angle of course-the point of which is to injure a player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was permitted.
by Sexydimma April 30, 2014
mugGet the z-chara board hit mug.

z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty. The NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
by Sexydimma July 23, 2014
mugGet the z-chara board hit mug.

Z Talk

Z talk, which is basically izzle talk that came from snoop dog, is when you add z's in between and at the end of words if you're too chill or just don't feel like using real words or complex words when speaking.
Jason: Man I got a driving test down at the DMV, finna' gone head hop up in the whizip
Brian: Fo' shizzle? I took that shiznit when I was up in the 10th grade, fucked up the first time cause I czame up on a curb too hard and the bitch next to me almost had a hzeart attack.
Jason: Ha-ha, that Z talk got you stupid crazy.
by Fall Gang April 19, 2016
mugGet the Z Talk mug.

Z'quan

A poor kid with no hair line and has gotten dumped by the same girl every time and smells like shit and has no dick
Z'quan apoor poor kid with no dick
by Z'quan August 29, 2016
mugGet the Z'quan mug.

Z'quan

A no hair lined person that's been dumped by the same girl and has no dick
A lonely person

Z'quan no cock
by Z'quan August 27, 2016
mugGet the Z'quan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email