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You gotta mouse in your pocket?

When one uses the royal "we" in conversation instead of I.
"I think we should do something stupid."

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"You gotta mouse in your pocket?"
by NORCOSDcolloquial December 8, 2013
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Is there light in your house

How Nigerian girls stylishly say they want to have sex
Is there light in your house?? I want to charge my phone..
by A Broken Boyfriend July 31, 2019
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The soggy Nutella in your fridge

Oh so sweet but so soggy at the same time..

It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.

Oh how frightening it is indeed.

Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.

The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.

You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.

You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.
Hey Sam, can i borrow The Soggy Nutella in your fridge? It’s for an experiment!
by Nutella in your fridge November 1, 2019
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Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel is way of saying not to get worked up and to chill
Gabby-man if there isn’t any pumpkin pie it’s your fault

Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel
by MECHSandppp November 7, 2019
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Floats the boat in your river

What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.
You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river
by Billam7 January 25, 2020
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break every bone in your body

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone and then, while sitting back with a nice bottle of wine, proceed to sadistically snap all 106 bones in their body, about one every 20 minutes or so, thereby inflicting nearly insufferable agony and forcing the person take their meals through a tube for the rest of their miserable, now useless life.
Ricky: Lucy, what’d you do, making out with Ethel?
Lucy: Oh Ricky, it was the only way Ethel could get her allowance from Fred!
Ricky: Ay caramba! I’m gonna break every bone in your body!
Lucy: Waugh!
by IGKYA53 July 2, 2020
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PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR MOUTH

TEACHER THEY WERE READING WITHOUT LISTENING

"PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR MOUTH, PATRICIA"
by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020
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