Big whitey

A great white shark to surfers.

My greatest fear is meeting big whitey face to face in the lineup.

by Boats Hutto December 14, 2018

Dane Whitney

a cool dude : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oh hey its that cool guy Dane Whitney

by emo_god_colby March 10, 2020

snow whitey

A white person who openly wishes they were black, a boot licker, a uncle tummy

Yo Shaun, you aint black g, Ahhhh leave em alone Joe, he just a snow whitey

by Virtual Figure August 26, 2020

Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!

Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!

by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020

Brown Whitney

It’s when she’s doggy style and he rams it in her butt so hard she hits the high notes

Dude, I did the brown Whitney on her, and I swear it was like Whitney Houston in the Bodyguard when she hit the high notes.

by Buttstufd4life July 3, 2021

The Whitney

Someone who is very good at pretending they are interested in you and the world you live in. But In all actuality, all they care about is what benefits them and who can help them climb the ladder. Your fiancé might be really good friends with a Whitney because they work hand in hand together, which can be a blessing and a curse. The Whitney will and can manipulate anyone she can because she has the image that she can control and do what she likes because she thinks she is above all who control. But at the end of the day. The Whitney can be a decent friend. But watch your back, cause she has a knife hidden in those clothes that don’t fit.

Him: why the hell are you listening to the Whitney? She knows nothing about this!
Her: Because she’s my friend and I respect what she has to say.

Him: Yea, until you get stabbed in the titty!

by Person.forever September 5, 2021

Joseph Whitsey

Often referred to as “Pedro”, fuck knows why. Can be absolute sarcastic cunt at times. Known for reaching for laughs from his friends (Sometimes he can actually be funny). He’s alright to have around though. He’s got a little batty and minuscule youghurt slinger, still never gets him down though. Don’t even start talking football with him.

Oi Joseph Whitsey

by TheMunterHunter November 23, 2021