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Elephants pooping out of their trunks

The act of an elephant taking a diarrhea shit or a shart and it coming out of their trunk
I watched elephants pooping out of their trunks on www.elephantporn.com
by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021
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Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
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Pop the trunk

A term commonly used by people that have found themselves in quite the argument.
John: fuck you jamal

Jamal: I'm Fianna pop the trunk on all y'all hoes
by Hey future jon July 3, 2021
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Trunk Slap

When your girlfriend and/or wife is post sex cuddling and you roll over and whack her in the eye with your penis.
"She looked so peaceful, so I trunk slapped her!"
by Rezelka August 23, 2012
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Trunk Punch

by Jhay73 November 12, 2011
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Trunk and tail

The version of a circle jerk where each participant grabs another participant’s dick.
Oh wow I thought this was a normal circle jerk, but now Luca is touching Mark’s dick instead of his own, it’s a trunk and tail.
by StevenTurkeywaddle June 2, 2023
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Trunk rash

A red rash on the trunk of your penis caused by rough sex and the grinding of pubic hair on the shaft of your junk.
Last night I pounded my girl so hard I got trunk rash.i wish she would shave.
by Dicky thunder June 8, 2023
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