Colossal Fuck Trumpet

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using

Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?

by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024

trumpet of patriots

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.

Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.

by Moronica February 19, 2025

dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

Trumpet Concerto in E Flat

That one song from squid game season two. Plays when the players are in the lobby or what should I call it

Guy 1: Trumpet Concerto in E Flat is a melody.
Guy 2: I don't like E Flat.

by ChatGpt_Gibberish January 23, 2025

Trumpet

Verb. Passing of air through one's dickhole. The male equivalent to a queef.

1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.

2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.

by 5ickch33s3 January 1, 2017

trumpet

Refers to games that have too much water.

"Do you like trumpets?"
"Eww no."
"How is that even humanly possible?"

by Benas-545 September 28, 2017

Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting so hard it whistles.

Yo, wanna hear my spicy blue trumpet?

by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025