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Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice
by Freggsmash May 20, 2019
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Trumpets

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll
by Tronnastyll May 29, 2019
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Slut Trumpet

Much like a slut but proudly declares to everyone she is a slut as loud as possible. Will tell you upfront how much of a whore she is and how many men and or women she has been with as if it's some kind of badge
Guy #1: Eyy man you seen Mary?

Jacob: Hell no man that bitch is a slut trumpet.
by ClapclapWonk June 7, 2019
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Memphis Trumpet

The act of farting while receiving a blowjob and the women putting her hand over the asshole to make the waa waa sound.
Melissa is a trooper, when I farted while she was blowing me, she gave me a Memphis Trumpet.
by Beyonddisturbed420 September 20, 2019
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Trumpet

That guys is being such a trumpet.
by The ClaperWolf August 24, 2019
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Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs
Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
Shut the fuck up
by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019
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Trumpet-in-chief

Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.

Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?

A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017
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