Tommy’s bar

A horrendous Kareoke spot X graveyard for our beloved bakes who died in vain strapped to 3 litres of sex on the beach.

You went to worlds worst bar. Oh that must’ve been Tommy’s bar

by Murderbakes September 20, 2021

tommy abraham

Tommy is a big hearted and big muscled guy. He is an amazing boyfriend and best friend. He cares so much about others and does as much as he can for them. He has perfect eyes and the biggest smile you’ll ever see.

I love tommy abraham.

by #thisismydaddddyyyyy July 23, 2018

Tommy Dad

One who does not work; but instead spends hours on Facebook sharing everything, all the while collecting unemployment. Relies on others for vehicles , college tuition, power bills, food for his family, vet bills, Etc.

A tick, parasite or louse.

Don't be a Tommy Dad , get off you ass and go to work!

by c2l2 April 30, 2020

pull a tommy

when a white guy or really annoying dude makes a wierd yet awkward comment or does something extremely wierd. 0.0

You just had to pull a tommy!!!!!!

by Givemesome69 November 21, 2010

tommy football

Tommy football is a white boy located in the city of King City, Ca. He is the starting quarterback which in this case is the whole team because he scores all the points! He is Jewish boy with a dad that is in the club Ku Klux Klam. Of course as the starting qb, he has to have a lover in which this case is Brazil. He loves playing the sport of football because he is a G.O.A.T. He's been offered a full ride the one and only Hartnell State University, Division 1, who's Alabama? Everyone likes him because of his main role in The Boy in the Striped Pijamas, except for the Nazis, they HATE him. He should be black but isn't so it's a big deal because he's actually good.... A white boy good at sports in King City, that's huge.

The team we are playing today is Tommy football.

by Only Lord Knows May 16, 2016

Tommy Mott

Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.

Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023

tommy-jo

A chick who is extra, gay and extra gay.

Tommy-Jo is playing Minecraft, wearing an AC/DC shirt, looking extra.

by I’m old Greg July 30, 2020