Rob (short for Robert)

Incredibly gullible, but great guy. Guys’ guy. Will give you the shirt off his back. No one works harder, always on “that grind.” Easily falls in love with girl he meets in Puerto Rico. Girls are typically pathological liars - claiming everything from being Swedish royalty to having dated Matthew McConaughey. At least one divorce under his belt. Sometimes known as the Swedish prince.

Oh my god, did he really co-sign a home with that random girl last night?!
Yeah, classic Rob (short for Robert) move!

by King of Sweden November 25, 2021

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rob miller date

A boy in high school takes different girls on the same date, which is driving to a secluded spot with a 12 pack, a good mix tape and make out.

Julie: “How was your date with Tom?”
Tiffany : “It was horrible, he took me on one of those rob miller dates”
Julie: “OMG! That’s terrible”
Tiffany: “it’s fine, I got a free beer out of it.”

by blonde rendition December 01, 2019

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Fucking Rob Mason

I drink consisting of Baileys, Amaretto, kahlua and Milk.

This drink is amazing what is it? That's a Fucking Rob Mason!

by Robbie Jaa August 20, 2008

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Dirty Rob Gronkowski

the dirty rob Gronkowski is an activity to do during sex, it when she is bent over with her fist on the bed and legs up straight while he hits it from behind. he calls out hike and she shits in his hand and he tries to get as much of it as he can after he has collected the shit he Yells "GRONK" while spiking the glob of shit on the back of her head like rob in the end zone.

bro last night I hit her with the hardest dirty Rob Gronkowski last night.

by Teddy thicc May 19, 2021

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Robbed the Liquor Store

When you are about to either go down on a girl or fuck her and find a condom inside of her. You take it out and eat/fuck her anyway.

-- "Dude, why do you look so defeated?"
-- "I think I robbed the liquor store last night but apparently someone had been there a few hours ahead of me and got away clean."

by kcrosby July 09, 2009

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