Smaggy Titties

Smaggy Titties is when yo bitches plastic boob implants pop and after she just got them

KEISHA YOU HAVE SMAGGY TITTIES

by A Witsa Burger Face November 02, 2020

phat titties

When the breasts of a woman swell past the size of thicc. They become PHAT, and make great targets for shots from your cum cannon.

Yo that chick had some phat titties. I almost fired off my cum cannon in my pants.

by Cumblaster6900 December 06, 2017

Wookie Titty

An older man with hairy, flabby manboobs.

I saw Bret in the shower yesterday...man, he has some serious wookie titty.

by Chewbacca123 March 07, 2008

Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else

I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers

by The Captian May 04, 2015

Titty Mungo

A woman who purposely draws attention to her large, round, meaty boobs. This is primarily done for male attention and there are no boundaries as to where the boobage is displayed (i.e. at work, kids birthday parties, funerals etc).

The titty mungo typically has a shrill or booming voice and cackles like a hyena in heat.

Person 1 "Did you see what she was wearing?"
Person 2 "Yes...a see through top with a balconette bra! Everyone can see her knockers!!"
Person 1 "What a titty mungo!"

by rave69uk August 05, 2015

Titty-Bombing

The action of sneaking one's breasts into another's photo. Similar to "photo bombing" but with more cleavage.

"Sally was taking a picture of her duckface but I was totally Titty-Bombing her!"

by _TitsMcGee_ November 03, 2013

Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.

Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.

by Back Left Corner ofThe Library January 28, 2018