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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2012
mugGet the a parking ticketmug.

ski lift ticket

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?
by BigDSco April 19, 2018
mugGet the ski lift ticketmug.

womb ticket

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.
by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020
mugGet the womb ticketmug.

P1 Ticket

Mr. Gates sure is a P1 Ticket today, he may be on his period.
by Ohyeahthatsthespot August 9, 2021
mugGet the P1 Ticketmug.

ticket tout

A person who asks people for their unexpired transit tickets and resells them to people for less money so they can save on the cost of a ticket which is an illegal practice.
I just saw a guy selling used tickets get kicked out of the bus station by security for being a ticket tout.
by James_In_Ottawa October 14, 2020
mugGet the ticket toutmug.

Ticket

The price of something you paid for or somebody else paid for.
Damn I just dropped a ticket on these shoes!
by Greazy420 September 6, 2020
mugGet the Ticketmug.

walking ticket

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.
by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024
mugGet the walking ticketmug.

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