by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022
Get the Storingmug. 1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
Get the Grocery storemug. “I’m going to the dam store.”
“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”
“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”
by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021
Get the dam storemug. by anonymous August 13, 2024
Get the Mexican Store Ownermug. Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.
"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"
"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"
A classic case of store defective.
"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"
A classic case of store defective.
by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011
Get the Store defectivemug. by S_flyte October 31, 2022
Get the Department Store Dramamug. by CosmicRay December 12, 2020
Get the Side Storemug.