lol

lol...if you don't know what lol means you're either one: an uneducated little fucker, or two: an wrinkly ass grandma.
But if you're really this fucking retarded, I'll tell you what it means; Laughing out loud.
NOTEEE: No one uses lol when they're seriously laughing, lol that'd be gay. We say LMAO, LMFAO, LMMFAO, ROFLMFAO, etc.
lol is normally used as a shitty reply to something that's not funny, or it's used to be sarcastic.
So now you know the REAL use of lol.

(you're sucha fucktard. lol...bye..)

lol . . . . whoever the hell looked lol up is sucha newbiee.

by Brittany Spears motherfuckers! April 19, 2011

lol

Originally meaning "laugh out loud", the definition should be changed to "LACK of LAUGHTER" !

Speaker 1) yo, yesterday i ate shit.....
Speaker 2 ) lol

by asscrackssss August 30, 2010

lol

A word that is used WAY to much on the internet. Meaning:
L-augh
O-ut
L-oud

Guy 1: yeah dude, i just broke up with my gf
Guy 2: lol
Guy 1: wtf dude, that isnt funny!
Guy 2: lol
Guy 1: -_-
....
Guy 2: lol

by greenpickle123 February 20, 2009

[LOL]

What somebody types on IM, MySpace, Facebook or Bebo which means "What you said was sorta funny, but I really can't be bothered laughing, and you can't tell that I'm not."

Tina: "Hey Bob, remember yesterday?!"
Bob: "Yeah, LOL."

by Kalisha(: bebo.com/HappyMiley January 25, 2009

LOL?

LOL has greatly evolved since it's birth back in 1990 something or other in the AOL days. In present day it is commonly used in situations where you not only did not laugh out loud or think the previous statement was funny but you want out of the conversation all together, but politely. LOL followed by a question mark however is the less polite way of indicating that you don't want to talk and additionally whatever was just said made you feel super awkward as well.

Person 1: ...which inevitably led to why I had not 1 but 2 monkey wrenches in my ass.
Person 2: LOL?

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 6, 2014

LOL

The 'word' people use when something isn't at all funny or they're just too lazy to give a proper response; related to 'haha'.

*texting*
'I just saw an elephant squeal'
'LOL'
'I just had the best time with Josh'
'LOL'
'I just added the proper definition of LOL to the Urban Dictionary'
'LOL'

by Daniiii! October 16, 2014

Lol

1. Abbreviation for "Laugh out Loud". Substitution for laughter.

2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal

1. A- why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your mother's ugly face!

B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

C- lol

A- F**k you

B- lol

D- lol

2. See slut

by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013