cooter fruit

Cooter Fruit- A friend who is being silly or goofy.
Or
Cooter fruit- a small bean like fruit well hidden in the cooter. Is said to be an urban legend as no man has actually found one

John is such a cooter fruit today!

by MissCaliBama October 31, 2014

Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).

Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."

by Jimmy Agrios June 17, 2008

Miracle fruit

A man's testicles

It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit

by DraculaSneezeFTW December 1, 2010

Fruit Grenading

The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.

A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...

by FruitGrenader July 19, 2010

fruit bread

A fruit bread is a sex position men use when their having a threesome.

Hey Johnny, Come Join Joe and Will and we can make sandwich. We can use a fruit bread.

by willygpoptart May 22, 2018

fruit cake

a drug used in the Vietnam war to stun enemies for 32.7 years

run he's got the yeasting fruit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

fruit bowl

normally a guy that acts very feminine. he try’s taking all the girls boyfriends. and he’s always up to date with the drama because he’s normally the main cause. he’s very entitled and nobody likes him whatsoever

Person 1: “watch out guys it’s fruit bowl”

Person 2: ight imma head out now

by madhoe05 November 11, 2019