Crap Bag

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"
by LolmynameisLOL June 02, 2016
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Mr. crap

Noooo Mr. crap look!!! Plunkton is getting the secret fromula!!!!!
by Plunkton July 20, 2021
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crap high

a mild, not very satisfying high gotten from less than potent drugs like methadone.
"He could have gotten anything he wanted--ecstasy, oxy, anything. He wouldn't have wasted his time on methadone. Methadone is a crap high."
by richard fox May 17, 2007
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crapped the bed

When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.
Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.

Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.
by Brian Mulvihill August 08, 2006
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crap sandwich

That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.
by NVLL February 03, 2009
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What the Crap

"...what.. Brian!!? WHat the crap!? Unless brian is short for.. brianrietta.. or brian-sue..."
by Anonymous the Poster July 10, 2003
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