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Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.
How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!
by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022
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Anxiety Monster

They're the monster that hides under your bed and gives you anxiety. They're usually also known as depression. The biggest thing is that they hide them selves as your best friend.
by Anxiety Monster April 22, 2020
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The Tooker Monster

A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)
"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."
by haydenaltimari October 2, 2018
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Guinness Monster

This refers to your Fecal mass (Poo) the day after a Guinness bender which is black and quite scary and should be known as a guiness monster
"Dude I just unleashed a guinness monster all over the bowl"
by Dave1892 April 27, 2006
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Trough Monster

A guy(usually in a gay club) who lies down in a urinal tough begging for guys to urinate on him
"Stay out of the toilets, there is a trough monster in there"
by Urine Fan May 10, 2009
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juice monster

A user of anabolic steroids, especially one who uses them to excess.
Robert Golub, currently serving 25 years to life in prison for the 1989 murder of a next-door neighbor in a New York City suburb, was characterized by the media as having been an out-of-control "juice monster" at the time of the killing.
by Anthony Brancato April 21, 2003
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ogreous monster

Describes, in general, a male who is over six feet tall and has some meat, muscle, and fat on his body. Not required to be green, like Shrek. Because of his big size, may appear intimidating at first, but deep down inside, is very kind-hearted and considerate and a loyal friend.
"Hey Lois! Have you met my friend Richard? I know he looks like an ogreous monster but I promise you, he's nothing what he looks like on the outside!"
by Loisbois82 February 4, 2008
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