Matthew Fairchild

A man who many would die for. He has immaculate taste in waistcoats, a drinking problem and a dark secret. All hail Matthew Fairchild, a man who just deserves a little bit of happiness and is hot as fuck

Girl: Oh do you have a boyfriend then?
Me: No im in love with someone else
Girl: Wow who?
Me: Matthew Fairchild

by Averyconfusedperson September 28, 2020

Matthew McConaughey

(v) Taking long and calm drives while deep in your thoughts (most appropriate when in a Lincoln)

Stressed Individual: I need to go think things through. I'm going for a Matthew McConaughey; I'll be back in a few hours.

by Narobic February 8, 2019

Matthew Hine

Matthew Hine is a disgusting old man who has an unwashed, ugly beard and face. He doesn’t take showers, and is overall unhygienic. His underwear is always showing, usually pink and purple. No one likes this teacher, who is a pushover that spits and no one understands what he’s saying. He gives out awkward smiles and his beard is normally drenched in coffee and breakfast.

“Ew, Mr. Hine is chewing on his pen while staring at his students!”

Matthew Hine is a person everyone hates.

by M Al Hashmi February 24, 2019

Matthew Bednarski

A narcissistic dipshit, normally used to define a male who does not laugh at typical jokes created by friends. Normally likes rich, model-like women.

That Matthew Bednarski thinks he's cooler than his coworkers!

by NotAllWeebsLikeTentacles June 15, 2019

Matthew Killen

Smokes and sniffs only the best ket fresh from Glasto. Can often be spotted in art or in Magaluf with the lads doing a cheeky line before he flies back to mold a clay statue on some more ket

Student "I wonder where our teacher is?"
Student 2 "Ahh Matthew Killen he's probs in either Magaluf or Kavos with the lads he'll be back soon"

by Agatha Webb February 25, 2019

Matthew W

You know when you've met a Matthew W. Just being in the same room as him will stop your heart & simultaneously make it thud a hundred times faster. His smile takes on many forms: mischievous, endearing, excited, understanding, & others. He gets a twinkle in his eye whenever he's doing something he's passionate about. Matthew W is passionate about music: he's a metalhead, jazz lover, country crusader, & enjoys everything in between; he's an amazing drummer, & has a perfect voice. Matthew W is passionate about his family, his work (he's probably a mechanic), his faith, friends, cars (namely Subarus) & ultimate frisbee. Matthew W works harder than anyone else, but doesn't do it for credit. He has a charm about him that draws women in but is loyal to his girl and goes above & beyond to show his love for her--despite his humble claims saying otherwise, he's a romantic. He's thoughtful, generous, kind, quick to forgive & is always honest. He's the handsomest man this world has ever known, & has a wonderful personality to match his good looks. You'll never grow tired of a Matthew W. He's a gift from God to all who he meets, & there's no doubt that upon meeting him you'll want to be his best friend or marry him. Either way, you'll want to keep him around for the rest of your life so you can always hug him (he has the best hugs), kiss him, hear his laughter, or just be in his presence as you go for a Sunday cruise or a walk. He's everything anyone ever wanted in a man & so much more.

Girl 1: Who's that guy in the bass pro shops hat and flannel over there? He's super cute.

Girl 2: That's Matthew W.

Girl 1: I'm gonna marry that boy one day.

by beesgobuzz131313 August 25, 2022

Matthew-Davis

Chipmunk faced, acne ridden, pre pubescent boy. We don't know how he ended up with a girlfriend. Extremely awkward and nerdy.

Person A: Wow is he ambidextrous?
Person B: No that's just Matthew-Davis, it's not cool when it's him.

by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018