Micro lie

When someone blatantly lies so much in small doses they deny that the lies even existed or were ever told.

Lacy is such a fugazi chick. She micro lies every times she speaks, there's nothing more annoying than to watch a person believe she can be double fisted while eating in a Nathan's hot dog challenge with purple honey and juggling cottage cheese waffles on a pirate ship plank.

by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024

lie detective

Kevin Johnson

I made a sandwich on a hot sunny day, on side of the house and then somebody came up and asked for a piece and i said " i don't know you" and they said it look "juicy and succulent" and i said i'm bout to slide up in this house and eat it with some potato chips and then somebody stole it so i had to use my lie detective skills

by sweettitty June 8, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

lie

when Pinocchio's nose get's long enough to use as a second dick

-Did, you lie about cheating on me?
-No! Of course not. I was just at a friends house
(he was at an orgy party)

by HIDINGINYOURWALLS April 13, 2022

Lie

What percentage of the conceptual realm needs to be occupied by lies for reality to constitute an illusion?

Dr. Smarty-pants "A sin of omission is better than a sin of commission."

Hym "That's moral relativism."

Dr. Smarty-pants "Moral relativism is bad."

Hym "One of those two statements has to be a lie."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

Wipe lie

When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.

I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!

by HizerKite November 22, 2023