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Jared

That guy that probably has a folder of furry porn on his computer, thats a Jared. The scent of him is like a slut hanging around just a bit too long at a truck shop, or a greasy corndog left too long in the sun at a renaissance festival.

A Jared is quite often the only man in the room to bring up his trip to Rainfurrest and how it wasn't so bad. He may also be the guy who sets jars of cum on the window to let others know this is his territory. A man who will openly say he has only one waifu, and her name is Fluttershy. All around a nice dude that takes this too far and smells like a mistake.
Y"ou smell that? Smells like someone left a Jared in the sun "
by Sentientbagel May 7, 2020
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jared, a fuckboy who plays with girls feelings. he uses you for sex and will not care if you are hurting. he says that you’re his only one but check his phone sis!!!
jared only texts me at night trying to get freaky!
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An intelligent fellow. He is very determined when it comes to accomplishing things. He is very attractive, but his personality and his taste in music are his best qualities. He is very genuine and understanding of others opinions. He is sure of whatever he says. Most importantly, he’s very capable of reaching his goals.
Jared presented to the class his project like an intellectual individual.
by Jasmineongod June 7, 2020
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JARED is a sexy guy with a nice ass. Quiet and shy at first but once you get to know him you'll wanna hang onto him for the rest of your life. Jared's are the best boyfriends anyone could ever ask for
"Jared hits so different ""
by Sadknee June 22, 2020
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Everyone likes jArEd, jAreD is so facking cooll, not gay at all
by Blox Crunch July 21, 2020
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