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fuck the Goat!

Just a great saying... meaning "oh Dammit" or "fuck it" in general, just with much more style!
Your playin backgammon online and your opponent gets the 1 roll he was not AT ALL Likely to get...thus not only winning the game but also the match and your cash wager!
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You have serious munchies and remember some chocolate you hid away on the shelf. Making a b-line for it, You see FLUFFY the poodle eating the last blue one out of the shredded bag of M&Ms... knowing that choclolate's toxic to dogs and even more so the fact your Stash is now gone you exclaim "FUCK THE GOOOOOAT!"
by Becca T November 29, 2004
mugGet the fuck the Goat!mug.

Goat Stroker

You enjoy visiting goat sanctuaries in your spare time and stroking Goats.
Basically means your a fucking retard...
Person #1: Can I have some money please?
Person #2: No, Fuck off you dirty Goat Stroker.
by xDStevieee July 18, 2010
mugGet the Goat Strokermug.

goat in a tree

when a goat is put in a tree it is classed as a goat in a tree
by directionalarrow May 29, 2008
mugGet the goat in a treemug.

Goat Rope

goat rope--definition--A very confused situation

To teach new cowboys the art of roping a moving target, such as a horse or a steer, novices would be put in a pen full of goats, which were smaller and less dangerous, to hone their craft. The old-timers would gather to watch, drink, whoop and be amused by the ensuing melee. It was not a pretty sight.

I'm a writer with a book of the same name and I did extensive research to find the origins of this term.
Man, what a train wreck, what a goat rope!"
by Daniel Blore November 11, 2007
mugGet the Goat Ropemug.

goat fuck

After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.

Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.
I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.
by moneyblues September 15, 2010
mugGet the goat fuckmug.

giving the goat

When a male pulls down his pants and shows off his junk from the back view.
Giving the goat is like male junk flashing
by White shadow 123 May 12, 2014
mugGet the giving the goatmug.

the goat of life

the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.
potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
mugGet the the goat of lifemug.

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