Alien Whipped

When someone named Kendra makes you do whatever you want and you don't have a say what so ever. This person will tell you that you have a tiny dick and then get mad at you. What a bitch...

Kendra has Santi totally alien whipped

by SantiIsADad November 18, 2018

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Alien-ified Potato

A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)

Oh look, it is the Alien-ified Potato! better run unless i wanna get KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS HAHA

by Alien-ifiedPotatoConspiracy January 29, 2021

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Alien Stage round 6

i will sob if you bring this up

hey remember alien stage round 6?

KILL YOURSEL-

by Dragon lol August 22, 2024

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Alien Mudhole

When you chance a glory hole and it's not a mouth on the other side.

I put my dick in an Alien Mudhole and it was shitty.

by Leaky Rhino September 28, 2022

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Alien Pi

When a mean neighbor had come in the middle of the night, while you were away, to mow your lawn flattened in the shape of the number π, which your consoling community claimed to be a “crop circle” signifying an advanced civilization, most likely caused by some extraterrestrial visitors.

Mr. Paulos made a police report about his lawn probably being vandalized by some inconsiderate alien pi forces.

by Numerati November 13, 2023

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