Taking an Abby

Taking an unusually large and time consuming dump.

Friend 1: “man, after eating that Taco Bell I couldn’t help myself. I had to just drop everything and found myself taking an abby.”
Friend 2: “ahh, so that’s where you’ve been the last 35 minutes. Hope the toilets not clogged”

by Aprilfoolsking May 17, 2018

take it to the staircase

Moving to a safer location when engaging in sexual activity.

Let's take it to the staircase

by fsid123 March 1, 2011

Take Fittys

A descrite way of pointing out a nice set of fake tits.

Joe: Hey frank did you see those take fittys.

Frank: Yeah I bet those cost a pretty penny!

by Bigeman25 August 19, 2008

Taking a Cruz

To casually depart for greener pastures at a time when those you serve find themselves in greatest need.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thanos, Magneto, Doctor Doom, Ultron, the Chitauri and Topher Grace have joined forces and are assaulting Avengers Mansion! We need reinforcements now!

IRON MAN: Wish I could help, but I'm taking a Cruz and jetting off to Cancun now. Best of luck!

by revnorb February 19, 2021

take it outside

When there'a about to be a fight inside, you can take it to a more vioent level by moving it to an outside place.

-Shut up
-You shut up
-Luke, Alex why don't you take it outside?

by lorrrra September 28, 2018

take it to the grate

to 'take it to the grate' is to challenge someone,

or it could be used like an action;

or in a past tense for a fight, or challenge has already happened.

"cmon beatch! take it to the grate!"

"i was just taking it to the grate with some punk ass chicken shit"

"that huge ass black guy just took it the the grate on his sorry ass!"

by mr ingenious September 12, 2006

Coaster-Taking

This is the process of over-taking another car with your car in neutral. One for the recession. A way of comically boosting your MPG on those downhill sections.

We're doing 90 coaster-taking a Porsche. Crazy stuff, and economical too.

by youvebeensmoked August 4, 2009