stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.

My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.

by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020

Stalker booty call

This is when someone attempts to make a booty call, but overdoes it by calling too often on the same night.

That girl did a stalker booty call yesterday, she must have called me like 13 times.

by TheBelgian September 3, 2012

Facebook Stalker

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.

Dayn is a facebook stalker and loves anna shackelford.

by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013

Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011

Stalker Mcfinnigan

a person who is without a doubt awesome and is best friends with the faultwindenburger wiggins.

also can be known as a pornstar and has many enemys named keah!

Stalker Mcfinnigan: i love being a pornstar with as many enemys for which that i do!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: so your saying you would of never gone down any other road.
Stalker Mcfinnigan: nope!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: and their you have it

by Bitch Who Stole Your Hat June 16, 2011

Stalker

A stalker is obsessed with someone for various reasons so they will stalk that person to glean information from the victim. The victim most likely doesn’t even know what’s going on. Stalkers are linked to severe/fatal/lethal mental health disorders and could be potential killers. These individuals are categorized in the cluster b personality disorders in psychology. Like Borderline Personality Disorder, Antisocial Personality Disorder, Narcissistic Personality Disorder and sometimes Histrionic Personality Disorder. Other stalkers can also be in the cluster a personality disorders like Paranoid Personality Disorder, Schizoid Personality Disorder and Schizotypal Personality Disorder. Half of them have poor critical thinking skills, especially intimate cluster a diagnosed stalkers. They hallucinate and hear things. There are 5 types of stalkers: The intimate stalker, the acquaintance stalker, the public figure/celebrity stalker, and the gang stalkers. The usual causes of this like obsession and pathological envy is typically the root of this problem. Or because they want to be in a relationship with them.

Cyber-stalking: Cyber-stalking is a more subtle form of stalking, and less detected. Basically it’s when stalkers stalk online instead of real life and go on social media websites and on their account to get information from the victim. It’s super rare but people can get arrested from cyber-stalking

Contact the police, file a restraining order, intimidate them and block them

Dear Diary: “Why are you stalking me? What’s so special about me anyways? I’m just an average man/woman with an average life, I work from nine to five. Hey hell I pay the price. I always wanted to be left alone in my average home, but why do I always feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone? I always feel like somebody’s watching me” STALKER!

by Wren Eleanor January 15, 2023