grand theft squirt

when someone is jerking off then just as they are about to finish you reach over and finish them

i saw my friend jerking off and then i gave him a grand theft squirt

by gondla man October 8, 2014

squirt engine

The orange pop, Squirt, mixed with gin. Squirt 'n gin or Squirt Engine.

What's a squirt engine?
Squirt and gin, and it's gross as hell.

by The Straight Arrow May 1, 2006

squints

An upset stomach that may or may not lead to diarrhea or vomiting.

I sure have the squints after eating that giant bowl of chili.

by Sir Desmond Ginger Fur February 13, 2009

squink

The action of feeling uncomfortable in a squeamish sort of way. An uncomfortableness.

The action of feeling uncomfortable in an embarrassed sort of way. Cringingly embarrassed.

Squeamishness:
"Just looking at house centipedes makes me squink!"

"I heard he tongued his sister, doesn't that just make you squink?"

Embarrassment:
"I has just finished talking about how hot he was, when I realized he was right behind me. I completely squinked."

by ephelba April 26, 2008

Fastfood squirt

When a person goes to a fast food resturant. After a meal that person goes around the back of the restaurant and masturbates in delight of great breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper.

Man I went to McDonald's had a cheeseburger and after that I had a fastfood squirt

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

ass squirt

an ass squirt is were you fart after having a male ejaculate his sperm into your anus and some leaks out.

Stacy was getting pounded in the ass by Brandon, Brandon ejaculated in Stacy. Then moments later Stacy ass squirts all over him.

by Stacy the ass squirter April 15, 2017

squirt

Either you're talking about a simple word that is a liquid being poured at a rapid succession, or
>it's your semen

Jack: Oh god, I'm gonna squirt!
-squirts-
Jack: oh heck

by LargeWillyHaver59 December 31, 2017