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the sploog

A lot of cum typically delivered on the face or in a jar.
"when she gives you the sploog ;0"

"when you get the sploog in your eye ;0"

"when you stick your wiener in the jar of sploog ;0"

"tfw you rub the sploog on your cookie ;0"
by thesploogiestsplooger August 15, 2016
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cake splooge

When you force a cake in someone’s ass and they reverse nut out the butt
I gave My friend the biggest cake splooge last night.
by Masterzabo December 5, 2017
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Staten Island Splooge

Originating on Discord by two dumbfucks, the Islander Splooge is the act of two men jizzing in a woman's ear, shaking her head violently, and then sticking straws up her nostrils to suck out the fluids.
"Have you ever tried the Staten Island Splooge?"
"No, what is it?"
"come find out."
by Sandrea II May 29, 2021
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Slootinator

It is the act of constantly being a slut, a slootinator
Tara, is a slootinator.
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shloot

A cross mix Between Shoot and Sh*t Created for the young ones to keep them from getting a flogging.
Shloot! I just got stabbed in my head and i'm bleeding internally!
by McCareins81JETS December 23, 2004
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Sploog

Sploog can mean anything you want it to mean. Its just a word used in place of common words used to throw people off what you're really talking about. To make sense of it you have to listen to the context clues and how it is used that particular time.
Ex. Girl comes over your house to chill and you say "Do you sploog?" She replies with an unsure yes. The word you have replaced sploog with could be dance, strip, smoke, drink, fuck, O.D., etc.

Ex. After a good night of partying on the way home you ask your friend "Are you good?" They reply with "No. I'm splooged." The word they replaced could have been tired, sleepy, fucked up, drunk, high, drunk & high, feeling good, hungry etc.
by B6 #ODE March 24, 2012
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sploitz

Notable or heroic acts. Often modified by the adjective "mad" which implies an even greater magnitude of heroism.
Word of Rucianu's mad sploitz preceded him; indeed, the longer he battled against the oppressive forces of the Empire, the more famous he became to Rebel sympathizers across the galaxy.
by Jamikaze November 13, 2005
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