Sneeze in your snatchel

When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.

Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"

by 3 men n a lady April 1, 2017

Canadian fart sneeze

A man poops on a girl face in the snow. and after the man poops, he then covers the girls face with snow.

Man, I loved it when we did a Canadian fart sneeze

by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025

Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.

Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.

by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013

sneeze edged

when you go to sneeze and then lose it.

person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”

by lukatbhs May 31, 2023

Seal Sneeze

When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish

James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.

by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022

Clam Sneeze

Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.

Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!

I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller

by Cummie Dumpling December 3, 2018

sneeze

To kill someone (in-game) in a very quick matter of time.

Hanzo in 'Heroes of the Storm' is a very squishy and slow character. So you could kill him within literally a second.

"Dude, you just sneezed him."
"Yeah, coz Butcher can deal the highest DPS in this game."

by ACKOON June 21, 2021