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steven segal

total fucking shithead with only one facial expression.
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one
steven segal: you better put that gun down son. you dont want
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.
by Tom85 July 24, 2006
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seal clubber

Beater of seals. Maker of the (seal)club sandwich
"dude! Anna is a seal clubber! D="
"I know, bloody Norwegians"
by hairyotterboy January 1, 2007
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baby seal

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.
When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Sedal

Someone who looks like an obese rat in photos of when they were younger.
That guy's a Sedal!
by B daawg December 6, 2009
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my lips are sealed

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.
1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.
by The fondler March 30, 2007
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Setageti

Girl,look at that Setageti!
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Seal

Im flopping to the gym OOOO CRAP Never mind to much energy just gonna slap my belly from now on I think I've seen a machine like this before on the internet. Super fat loving blubber. Evil big boys that will RKO you. this is what a seal is.
DUDE LOOK ITS A SEAL
NO WAY BRO
WAIT RUN ITS COMING FOR US!!!
OO CRAP

RKO RKO RKO
by OKBUDDY February 15, 2019
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