Sedexual

Seducing someone through sexual means.

Bob: "Tammy, that's a nice shirt!"
Tammy: "Thanks Bob, i got it for 50% off!"
Bob: "Come back to my house, and you can get it 100% off ;)"
Tammy: "Oh bob, you're such a Sedexual salesmen"

by Car_Role November 28, 2012

sanderIsNubb

sanderIsNubb known for (sexiest ultimismc staff member) and (most loved ultimismc staff member) (and should get promoted)

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by daddy_sander January 3, 2022

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

First defined by Trevor Noah's unpopular The Daily Show

I just had a Surging Sanders while I was sitting on the couch. Can you believe that?

by dicktreesfanfiction July 30, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

When President Clinton reminisced about his/her time in office, they had fond memories of surging Sanders. Be it in the Oval Office, or the campaign trail.

by adrianmeyer April 24, 2016

surging sanders

surprisingly cumming out of nowhere.

i got sprayed in the face by Bob's Surging Sanders.

by Capy N Sons April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you just cum out of nowhere in the middle of intercourse. This is often unprovoked and shocking to both parties.

I was having intercourse with my Susie 9 months ago and almost fell asleep it was so boring. Out of nowhere I had a Surging Sanders. We had to burn the whole place down.

by Trevor_Noah April 24, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

In the middle of the conference, he accidentally had a surging sanders. His co-workers never looked at him the same again.

by Dinoblaster April 24, 2016