sausage cutlass

A penis.

"My wife loves a go at the ol' sausage cutlass!"

by BelievinSteven October 14, 2013

Sea Sausage

It's a chunky ass seal.

Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.

by Tis I, Jim. October 15, 2019

Exhausted Sausage

An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.

Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."

by superfruit smoothie February 28, 2015

Trading Sausages

v. The act of two people simultaneously pulling eachother's wieners at full force for sexual pleasure.

J: What are Alex and Ross doing in the corner? D: I'm not sure. It looks like they're trading sausages.

by Happy Birthday Arnold Palmer!! September 10, 2010

Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016

Corned Sausage

Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.

I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out

by Xx_Cr33p3r_M4n_xX April 30, 2022

Sausage sisters

The female version of "Eskimo Brothers." When two women have slept with the same man in their past.

Lady One- "You've slept with Jack too?"

Lady Two- "You know that makes us sausage sisters now, right?"

by Jakungb June 27, 2019