sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off, and using said condom as if it were a dildo.

After having left her normal dildo at home Tammy made do with a sausage dildo.

by Chi-hime August 30, 2016

sausage spin

A gay guy riding a cock while his penis is going in circles

Sausage spin means a penis spins while having sex

by Meme Women January 31, 2018

meat sausage

The genitalia of a man, specifically the penis. It is similar to a wiener, but significantly larger and plumper and often has a slight curve. Meat sausage.

Did you see that guy's meat sausage? It was the size of a kubasa.

by dude9er October 1, 2013

sausage cutlass

A penis.

"My wife loves a go at the ol' sausage cutlass!"

by BelievinSteven October 14, 2013

Sausage Rock

Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.

Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.

by pxlchk1 November 23, 2011

sausage muffler

The act of sticking a dick in your ass or pussy before a fart or queef.

Bro yesterday I was laying in bed with my girlfriend and she had me do the sausage muffler to make it quiet.

by Terms from work January 22, 2023

Corned Sausage

Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.

I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out

by Xx_Cr33p3r_M4n_xX April 30, 2022