Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016

Trading Sausages

v. The act of two people simultaneously pulling eachother's wieners at full force for sexual pleasure.

J: What are Alex and Ross doing in the corner? D: I'm not sure. It looks like they're trading sausages.

by Happy Birthday Arnold Palmer!! September 10, 2010

serbian sausage

A penis that is of the thick and long category and is attached to someone of Serbian genetics.

"My boyfriend has a serbian sausage."
"Have you ever tasted a serbian sausage."

by SlightyBelowAverageJoe March 18, 2021

sausage sailor

A homosexual man.

Jack told me he's a sausage sailor last night. Got to say I wasn't surprised.

by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

Sausage aisle

A woman's favourite isle in the supermarket, where a variety of sausages can be found of all shapes and sizes.

Hey girl, Mike took me up the sausage aisle last night, and wow was the sausage good, girthiest sausage I've ever put in my mouth fr

by Truth to be told inevitably July 31, 2016

Exhausted Sausage

An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.

Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."

by superfruit smoothie February 28, 2015

Sea Sausage

It's a chunky ass seal.

Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.

by Tis I, Jim. October 15, 2019