Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.
Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018
Get the Sammug. Usually has a small penis and never can keep a relationship also is most likely to live on the streets.
by Wolfy101101101 November 21, 2016
Get the Sammug. The BIGGEST chick magnet in any school. Always receiving emails from females and is known by everyone.
by UNCOUNTABLE March 17, 2022
Get the SAMmug. A word that is in some contries is used as a curse word despite the fact that in many areas such as the US it is a common frist name.Thus sometimes a individual will not know he or she is being cursed at but in fact he or she thinks that the other individual is mistakeing their name for someone elses but of course you have probaly never heard someone use this word in this matter becuase very very few people do even in other contries.
Two people are haveing a conversation (although this rarley happens with ethier person useing the word sam)
Person 1: Hey! relax!
Person 2: You said you'd have the money by 4:00!
Person 1:Yhea but i got a little held up so its gonna be another few days
Person 2: SAM!!
Person 1:...... what?
Person 2: Oh nothing just have it ready soon
As you can see Person 1 had no idea that Person 2 shouted out a curse. And just too remind you this rarely rarely ever happens
Person 1: Hey! relax!
Person 2: You said you'd have the money by 4:00!
Person 1:Yhea but i got a little held up so its gonna be another few days
Person 2: SAM!!
Person 1:...... what?
Person 2: Oh nothing just have it ready soon
As you can see Person 1 had no idea that Person 2 shouted out a curse. And just too remind you this rarely rarely ever happens
by Ma'kain July 3, 2008
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Get the sammug.