shit shave jerker

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

by Mursinator March 11, 2009

Swaved

it has similar usage to curse words but it could also be used to emphasize a statement.

Get Swaved Dude

by Cöpy October 26, 2022

seaverado

Legendary Truck of the G-rig gangstas! You better watch the road for the big red Seaverado, drive by prowess is coming.

Oh Sh*t! It's the corrosive Seaverado! Unkle Reggie is coming for us!

by Jew Pac January 24, 2005

saved by the blood

an expression based on saved by the bell, saved by the blood is used when someone gets hurt, and while it doesnt seem too bad, when it starts bleeding people take it worse and let you get off easier for being hurt, However, saved by the blood does not always work, for example in a street fight you will not be saved by the blood.

Drew: why isnt will playing?

Jose: he got a real bad cut on his leg he's bleeding alot.

Drew: pussy was saved by the blood.

by aaaaannnnnttttthhhhh June 25, 2009

SAVED THE CAKE

When working on a team, one or more team members comes up with either an action or plan that takes the project out of the $hitter and makes everyone look good. This term can be used for team sports where one or more players makes a turn-around play that the outcome makes the team look good.

I thought for sure we were gonna get canned for wasting company time, but man, your idea to (fill in the blank)really saved the cake!

by thurD4 October 6, 2009

saverna

A spiritual human being who peels oranges like there is no tomorrow. Her life is in with love and character.

A decendent from god

Has great taste from music

Organized, bipolar, and Caring

Loves to cook

whoa that girl is a Saverna!!

by lala1234567890lala December 4, 2010

Save Me Tebus

A phrase used by Bronco's fans, late in the 4th quarter and down by two touch-downs. A combination of Tim Tebow and Jesus.

What? It's the 4th quarter and we're down by two touch-downs.

Save Me Tebus, Save Me Tebus

by i like pizza33333 December 19, 2011