The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

Katie:Dude...I root-a-toot and it stank a dank!
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?
by StankyDanky March 2, 2008

What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people
When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter
Daughter: tf ?
God: even i don’t know who to root for
Daughter: tf ?
God: even i don’t know who to root for
by ben&scarys October 6, 2022

by yuh8me June 27, 2012

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
by Maria B April 24, 2004

When someone performs anal on another, ejaculates into the cavity and then proceeds to eat the booty like it’s groceries.
Guuurl, last night he came in my ass and then he sucked it out... say it tasted like a root-beer float.
by Wiccapedia October 23, 2020

Performing fellatio on an African American male, with the penis representing dark like the root beer and the jizz representing the foam
Dawg, her mouth was so full of foam after she gave me a root beer float at lunch today, it made me want some Barq's.
by F.Pinchero December 15, 2014
