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Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops
After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.
by bill1970 July 10, 2010
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Knuckle punch

by Specialized September 16, 2021
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sunshine punch

A Sunshine Punch is the act of forcing fruit, mainly pineapple's, in someones anus by punching the piece of fruit in question.
Shit, I heard Gary got sunshine punched by Steve on the weekend!
by darbstep_ February 9, 2018
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Compass punch

The act of punching someone in the head to make their face point in the four directions of a compass. Right hook (West), Left hook (East), Upper cut (North), Drop an elbow on the top of that motherfuckers dome (South).
*Adam gets rushed into the E.R*

E.R Nurse: "What happened"

Adams Friend: "Adam wouldn't shut his fucking mouth so Joe compass punched his shit"

E.R Nurse: "Oh, that makes sense"
by TheActualSlimShady April 12, 2016
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Tractor Punch

Grabbing onto a shoulder for leverage when violently fisting your partner/victim.
Fisting $5
Violent fisting $10
Tractor punch $20
Tractor Punch Approved.
by MarlinedbyClowns October 16, 2010
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cracker punch

To hit an opponent in the eye with a closed fist encasing a ritz.
I just hit that cracka with a cracker punch. Cracks is layed out with some ritz dust now.
by Crackapunch June 24, 2014
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kokopelli punch

Kokopelli Punch
A game in which people look for images of the Native American trickster God and fertility deity Kokopelli (usually depicted as a humpbacked flute player) along roadsides, truck-stops and swap meets in the Southwestern United States and then punch the first person possible .Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to punch. Rules vary from car to car but the most common are
-1 punch for kokopelli
-2 punches for a Kokopelli larger than a human ("double koko")
-If someone punches you and it turns out there was no Kokopelli, you can tag back (give them a return punch).
-Once an image has been identified and a punch has been thrown, it cannot be reused for a new punch.
"Kokopelli!" Punch. "Double Koko!" Punch Punch.
Paloma beat Daniela in the Kokopelli Punch game 13:3 at the Swat Meet today. You should see her bruises!
by Moxie1 April 6, 2017
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