Kociołek Panoramiksa

A polish drink made by mixing 3-4 regular or strong beers, bottle of vodka, bottle of champagne, an enegry drink, and sweet raspberry syrup in a cauldron or other pot. Additional ingredients may be used. The name comes from Panoramiks, the druid in Asterix comic book series, who was known for making a magic potion in a cauldron.

"Robert invited us to his party"
"I don't wanna go"
"He said we're making kociołek panoramiksa"
"Well, you just changed my mind"

by Skórmistrzyni April 25, 2017

Track Paranoia

A person whose afraid if random people in the internet knows where he/she lives.

Shhhhh dont say where he lives he has track paranoia

by LTDZ April 21, 2018

Coochie paranoia

When you creeping with someone on the low and you think everyone in the circle knows about your coochie.

Person 1: I just so and so’s friend you think he knows about us??
Person 2: NAH
Person 1: you sure? He lookin hella hard
Person 2: Girl you’re just suffering from coochie paranoia.

by The problem_solver May 4, 2018

google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation

fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again

by artag May 12, 2018

Mount Panorama

A sexual intercourse position in which the woman arches her back while the man rams in a up hill motion. Throwing her from side to side like the walls of the track.

Mia: "Can we try something rough like bathurst?"
Man: " How about Mount Panorama"

by Betto the pedo December 27, 2018

Strava paranoia

The feeling a competitive person might experience while using the app Strava: uncomfortably haunting, being watched, followed and judged by other competitive Strava users (strava wankers) based on one's performance.

Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.

Simong: Hey guys, you heard that Fred said he wouldn't enjoy cycling anymore and is private on Strava now?
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.

by glrd May 16, 2020

honching panoonie

When someone's period comes and it's a really painful and nasty

Today I got my period , it's a proper honching panoonie

by Rattypainter November 20, 2020