pizza time pizza

Some weird cult run by this hand with a eye in it I think it's a damn pizza demon

Join The PIZZA TIME PIZZA Family and we WONT kill you

by The Patricko Man November 18, 2019

Pizza Smoothie

When lesbians are having period sex with a strap on, but the strap on is an Italian sausage.

**If you wrap the sausage in a condom it is a Detroit style pizza smoothie (b/c the "sauce" is on top).

I already earned my red wings... Let's make a pizza smoothie!

by Fartfactory, CEO February 28, 2020

microwaved pizza

A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.

Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.

Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.

by ojiru March 25, 2008

hairy pizza

Hairy - womans private area
Pizza - something wonderful to eat
You do the math.

Hairy pizza should be on every man's menu.

by h, December 8, 2009

creamy pizza

When a man cums on a cheese pizza then forces it up a cows urethra.

Farmer1: Howdy partner! Sorry I took too long I was just given Bessy a good ol creamy pizza.
Farmer2: What the fuck.

by Busty Jew November 26, 2017

Fake pizza

Pizza that has little pieces of chiara on it.

Dude 1: what pizza you wanna order
Dude2: i'll go with the fake pizza

by heyimfrommars August 18, 2018

oh shit the pizza

this is usually said when one is a moron and forgets the pizza is in the OVEN !

guy 1 : HEY WHATS BURNING?
guy 2: OH SHIT THE PIZZA!

by MRSANDPERSON May 18, 2010