Paigoh

Paigoh is often to be used in a manner to tell someone off can also be used in combination such as shit your bitch ass up or shut up

Man you shut up before you paigoh

by Berskeezy June 27, 2025

Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.

Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025

pair cut

The term where two barbers give each other haircuts.

Last week, I went to the barbershop, and saw my friends give each other a pair cut.

by #+_+# December 21, 2025

Pairman

A man who can impregnate girls solely by eye contact. An absolute specimen of male form.

You better not look at the Pairman, he will get you knocked up.

by ToasterHater December 31, 2025

START PARODY

the START of a PARODY. which is spelt wrong.

so now ypu know

by tranquil_demon August 13, 2003

No Parole Records

A music company with a good ass rapper named DMB

Person1: You here that new DMB song? By No Parole Records?
Person2: na, but i heard it go to work!!

by J Dubbayu September 27, 2006

A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.

Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009