by .clownery. April 5, 2025
Get the The Order of The Eyemug. In just a couple years TV for kids went from Ninja Turtles to Power Rangers, so what do people think the new order of kids that grew up on Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur are going to do with the world if they get the New Kingdom they are trying to make happen?
The New Order of kids actually thought the Power Rangers was awesome when it came out, which is a lot like describing secret police or SS as awesome. They also thought Barney the purple dinosaur was awesome, which is just plain disturbing. These are the kinds of kids that got ideas from watching the 90's show that had a goofy song with a line "Brother for sale, 25 cents" on how to make the dollar signs in their eyes from a young age.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Get the New ordermug. To go after someone two years or more older for sexual or romantic advances. Commonly used with the word preorder. Any sex can used this word since it applies to all of them.
Jake went to ask his 40 year old math teacher on a date while he was in college before he could his friend told him he was post-ordering.
by SlinkSoda September 22, 2023
Get the Post-Ordermug. Similar to Star Wars, however this is the direction your CEO gives when he wants to fuck the whole company.
Our company was profitable with happy customers until Todd executed Order 69 and just fucked everyone over. Say goodbye to our bonuses.
by Flexo Rodriguez August 21, 2021
Get the Order 69mug. by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Who Ordered This Shalashaskahastalavista?!?<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When several people are ordering at a restaurant and someone orders something big or good or deep fried and then some skinny bitch at the table orders like a side salad or a cup of tea or some other weird try hard skinny bitch shit basically the order itself is a dis to the person who originally ordered.
Yeah I don’t know like I hope she’s okay and healthy and everything but last time we went out together she kept going to the bathroom alone and then didn’t order anything all night I feel like she might have an eating dis order.
by BobFlossy April 22, 2023
Get the Eating Dis Ordermug. What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
Get the No fines, summonses, or restraining ordersmug.