Jerk OOF

when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.

Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*

son*Jerk OOF*

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

oof canoe

(/o͞of kəˈno͞o/)

1. the state of discomfort from the realization that you are in a position of being along for the ride in an unfortunate or difficult situation.

2. a person who has a boat load full of drama.

I'm up a creek without a paddle in an oof canoe.

by Jewals November 7, 2018

Oof-Earraped

when you get earraped in fortnite

i was Oof-Earraped by my friend when he died in fortnite.

by Annoying35 September 5, 2018

oof nugget

when you have no words to say in a conversating bc you are speechless... you can say oof... but oof nugget is what you scream at the top of your lungs when the room is too quiet for your liking.

Do what is right interrupt the silence

OOf NUGGET !!!!!

by MaKKKKKKKKKK April 30, 2019

colossal oof

When something has surpassed being even a major oof.

An oof so big we never thought it would happen.

Holy forking shirtballs, that oof was so big it's a colossal oof.

by Robot ninja party November 23, 2019

Oof maloof

An oof to powerful to handle with an oof itself, therefore transfering some of the power to the maloof

Wife: Im getting a divorce
Husband: Oof maloof

by Ripeggseggseggstentacle November 28, 2018

uh oof

it's just the two words: uh and oof, see those for the true definition.
psa: I only wrote this, because when I searched it, nobody has defined it,ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GiAnT LEEP 4 URBAN DiCtIoNaRy!!!!!!

uh, oof; the simplest way to express unpleasantness, and the perfect way to end conversations off smoothly
Example (Won't give any names here)
Did you see that? That's not cool.
UH oof.

by KirbyDictionary April 22, 2019