Golden corral chocolate fountain

1 man Hot Carl. Self Hot Carl.

I gave my self a golden corral chocolate fountain because I had nothing better to do

by Peter Big June 12, 2024

Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 5, 2023

Shit fountain

When you anel fuck your stepsister so hard shit comes flying out into your mouth and you eat it.

You: "I love the shit fountain!"

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

Fountain of sneezes

A fountain of sneezes is when you sneeze so much that a pool of snot begins to form in the area that you sneeze.

Dude I had a fountain of sneezes, there was a pool of snot in my elbow

by I can’t think of a name now oK September 23, 2018

drinking fountain

When the female is to obese to get on her knees to perform a BJ. So she performs like shes drinking from a water fountain.

I met this bbw at the club and she took ne to the bathroom and gave me a drinking fountain.

by taco kindle August 13, 2025

School water fountain

There’s always a 5 year old saying “123 that’s all you need”

School water fountain are ass

by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022

Fountain of Youthing

A triple gay threesome where two men shoot cum streams at eachother where a third man stays below and lets the Heavenly Mixture fall into his mouth. The third is typically white while the first two are black. It is named this because of the lengths they will go to have another sip.

I tried Fountain of Youthing with Brody and Joseph, I would sell all of my mortal possessions to have a single drop.

by farben_formen March 6, 2023