C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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When someone farts really bad, and it smells very, very bad!!
Katie:Dude...I root-a-toot and it stank a dank!
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?
by StankyDanky March 02, 2008
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What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for
by ben&scarys October 07, 2022
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a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added
guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.
by yuh8me June 20, 2012
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spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
by Maria B April 25, 2004
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showin root

Having a boner that is unintentionally visible through clothing
My dad stopped by while I was having sex with my wife. I think I played it off pretty well, but I know I was showin root
by Rooster166 December 12, 2022
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cap'n root beer

Root beer spiked with about 2 ounces of Captain Morgan that you drank when you were 11 with 3 friends at a fire you started with their moms Zippo in the woods
Let's go make some cap'n root beer in the shed
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