beef pen

A beef pen otherwise known as a pork sword, is physiological component of the male anatomy used for reproduction, urination, and wider world conquest.

"Get that beef pen out of my face I have a very busy day with many errands to run!"

by Aguythatknowsstuff August 6, 2019

Pen Leak

When a man ejaculates thick white semen which slowly drips down the rod.

I think I made his pen leak last night.

by Nahojini September 2, 2019

african bic pen

is when 20 four colour pens inserted up someones ass one by one and then pulling then all out at once with black shit on them. Them you put them in your mouth and eat all the shit of them.

african bic pen

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

Pens pencils down

The deafening phrase used in the torturous chambers of a math class. This phrase is said while banging on the desk with a ruler, preferably breaking it, simply for the satisfaction gained from your pain. There is no annoyance like this one, as this will happen at any sudden moment. There is no reason behind why it is said, or if it is for specific situations. However all I know is after experiencing this, you will see the world for what it truly is. Beware.

Class: *Completely silent*
Teacher: *suddenly banging ruler on desk* PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *sobbing* Ms please, we are doing nothing wrong...
*ruler shatters*
Teacher: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *dies*

by lesbiandad May 14, 2018

Pens Pencils Down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.

Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*

by anonymous May 23, 2018

pen

dick

my pen is long and hard

by lleeoo yyeyeeyyyahhhhahaaha April 12, 2018

grey pen

An item you use to write or draw when your a goth.

Non Goth Guy; Hey , pass me that grey pen I need it for the grey sky

Goth Guy; No I need it to represent MY day ...

by SavageCabbageVegi January 12, 2018