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Deferred help

Deferred help: Filling a complaint but nothing is done at a later time.
After filing a complaint with eeoc for employment discrimination at work and a few months past they are done with the investigation.

Base on facts and evidence according to eeoc. It’s apodictic to say that gaylord means boxes…

Well I said fuck! “I was so sure I was going to get paid but it’s “Deferred help” .
Case close!!!
by Maliit tt lalake yan April 5, 2022
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HELP

This is saying the word "help" jokingly.
no need to worry about the speaker.
he/she is just expressing an emotion.
HELP I have reached home.
HELP I am bored.
by Asher Ryland March 28, 2024
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help me

do not help them at all costs
not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro
by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023
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help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.
by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016
mugGet the help me funkmug.

self-help paradox

The age-old conundrum of "people who seek self-improvement vs. people who need self-improvement" --- generally speaking, the people who are conscientious and unashamedly self-examining enough to actively seek ways to improve themselves do not really need to self-improve very much, whereas the people who truly do need to improve themselves will not admit that they even HAVE a self-inadequacy problem, and so they arrogantly/impatiently refuse to seek or accept help in improving their character or behavior (think, the infamous "getters gettin' got" conversation between Madea and Dr. Phil).
Client, to counsellor, at the outset of their weekly meeting: Breaker one-five for reality check --- come on back?
Counsellor, playing along: Yeah, go ahead, Breaker --- reading you wall-to-wall and treetop-tall.
Client: Thanks --- that's a big ten-four, good buddy. Well, I'm in the process of trying to improve myself, and so I thought I'd send a random shout-out over the waves to check my progress. I've been trying to be more sociable and patient and helpful to everyone, visualize things more from their perspective, and so on.
Counsellor: Well, eights and other good numbers to you on THAT one, good buddy --- that's certainly a positive start. Have you tried self-help books?
Client: Oh, a great BIG ten-four THERE, good buddy --- I've read at least a half-dozen of 'em cover-to-cover, and loved every page; the problem, though, is that I never seem to find any new ideas --- most everything in there is stuff I already know about and am actively practicing, so the books just reassuringly confirm the nature and wisdom of my efforts, not provide fresh perspectives for further improvement.
Counsellor: Ah... well, ten-four, good buddy --- I totally "get you" there... the old "self-help paradox", eh?? The only people who'll read those books are ones who don't need 'em!
by QuacksO February 3, 2017
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help me

I am trapped inside this urban dictionary screen and can't get out please help me I'm not kidding, send help!
I am stuck inside the screen and I can't get out, help me!
by Mr rizzler 3000 February 15, 2024
mugGet the help memug.

Second Helping

Second Helping: Jenny is now dating John, who looks identical to her ex Clarke. Coincidence? We think not.
by Resolutes November 1, 2019
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