it prints money

A product or idea that earns and generates a seemingly endless amount of money; a money tree.

Have you heard about that new Nintendo console? It's selling so much that it prints money.

by Sludge669 December 11, 2019

Money Bear

A large gay sugar daddy, who also has a great deal of body hair.

Dude, how are you gonna pay for that? Don't worry, my Money Bear has me covered.

by UncleHotDog July 17, 2020

Fuck-It Money

The state of having so much extra money lying around that you can just say "fuck it" and spend it on cool stuff.

The term "fuck-it money" originates from IEM San Jose 2015 when Mark Cuban was fined $15,000 dollars for saying "fuck." Cuban was told that the money was going to Cybersmile, an anti-cyberbullying non-profit organization. After being asked if he wanted to up the pay to $30,000 his simple response was "Fuck-it."

Bill: Jim, did you buy a life sized animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Jim: You bet your sweet dick I did.
Bill: It must me nice having that fuck-it money.

by EvanLX March 16, 2017

Monty Money

The next best thing. No one is on Monty Moneys level you all wish you had his drip. YUHRRDDD

Who’s that guy over there?

That’s monty money you dumbfuck

by Monty Money October 25, 2018

Breakup Money

The extra cash one comes into following the end of a relationship after cutting expenses like dinner dates, jewelry, and other miscellaneous items for the now ex-significant other.

Grant: You're really going to buy one bottle of every type of Patron?

Frank: Hell yeah, son -- I got that breakup money coming in now.

by BobbyStompy January 27, 2013

plastic money

Another name for a credit card or debit card.

Don't bother reaching for your wallet; I have some plastic money, honey.

by BornBlitzed September 14, 2010

Onion Money

Made popular by the Vanilla Ice 'Satisfaction' single, "She has no no Onion Money" is spoken by an uncredited lip actor.

'Onion Money' refers to a 90's fad of trading sexual favors for food at a farmer's market.

"Yo Vanilla! She has no no onion money!"

"Me and Darnell were hungry, so we traded some onion money down on ol'country road."

by JCarCom May 7, 2012