Muffin Humper

A women of lesbian decent who proceedingly attempts to grind up on any and all pussy in the vacinity.

"Maddie is such a muffin humper."

by Nerdstock October 2, 2013

Mask muffin

The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.

That woman’s mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.

by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020

muffin wax

a guy that cums on men

your a muffin wax

by Super sucked September 27, 2020

PLUMPER-MUFFIN

The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman

John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN

by Codybrooks October 23, 2017

rat muffin

Someone who strongly bothers others. A rat muffin is usually very obese and is always in someone else's face.

Oh that rat muffin is so annoying!

by Jess1234572947292 July 12, 2015

bad muffin

A phrase often used to depict someone or something that is "tough" (and, or) "too cool for school".

Like walking down the road late at night with my sunglasses on like I'm a bad Muffin.

Bitch, I'm the baddest muffin on this webpage.

by Feline of Flower August 16, 2016

nuthin' muffin

An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.

I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.

Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.

by TeaInTheMoment March 10, 2021